Imagine this. You’re in a bar and a gorgeous girl/guy walks in. Your heart skips a beat. You walk up to her/him but don’t know what to say. So, you decide to break the ice with your favorite pick-up line. But which one should you use?  Let’s look at 136 of the best pick up lines ever to use the next time you see a beautiful girl/guy in person or online.

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Cute Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Let’s start by looking at a collection of some best pick up lines ever that are pretty cute. These will help you attract his/her interest while telling a joke. 

  1. Can I borrow a compass? I got lost in your eyes.
  2. I need an oxygen tank. You just took my breath away.
  3. I need to check my blood sugar level. You’re too sweet.
  4. I ought to wear sunglasses around you. Your smile is too bright.
  5. Your eyes are like a swimming pool, I could swim in them all day.
  6. Do you work with electricity?  Because you’re shockingly beautiful.
  7. If being sexy was a crime you’d be in jail.
  8. I should book an appointment with the optometrist. I can’t take my eyes off you.
  9. I’m not a psychic, but I see you in my future.
  10. I don’t know much about numbers. But I do know you’re the 1 for me.
  11. Are you a bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
  12. I should scan you for radiation because you’re out of this world.
  13. My doctor just gave me a prescription for Vitamin U.
  14. I think you should step away from the bar. You’ll melt all the ice.
  15. You’ve spent so much time in my mind that I should charge you rent.
  16. What does a fat polar bear do? Break the ice.
  17. Even if there wasn’t any gravity, I’d still fall for you.
  18. I need gloves to talk to you. You’re too hot to handle
  19. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you I smile.
  20. Can I follow you?  My parents taught me to follow my dreams.
  21. Do you know if there are any policemen around? I don’t want to get caught stealing your heart.
  22. Should I call you Google? You have everything I’m looking for.
  23. Are you from Moscow? Because my heart is rushin’.
  24. You must be a cure for Alzheimer’s. You’re unforgettable.
  25. Are you a religious girl/guy? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 
  26. Without you, life is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  27. Are you a library book? I couldn’t help checking you out.
  28. You don’t have my car keys, but you are driving me crazy.
  29. Are you on the radio? You’re this week’s hottest single.
  30. You can call me Han. I don’t want to leave here Solo.
  31. Are your parent’s boxers? Because you’re a knockout.
  32. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
  33. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
  34. I need to go to the hospital. I broke my legs when I fell for you.
  35. You must be a magnet. Your attraction drew me over here.
  36. You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when I looked at you.
  37. What modeling agency are you from?
  38. We’re not socks, but I think we could make a great pair.
  39. I wish I was cross-eyed so that I could look at you twice.
  40. In my history class, I’m learning about some of the most important dates in history. Want to be one of them?
  41. If you were words in a book, you’d be the fine print.
  42. If you were a Pokémon, I’d choose you.
  43. You must be from Tennessee. You’re the only ten I see.
  44. If I were to re-arrange the alphabet, I’d make sure that U and I are next to each other.
  45. I must be a snowflake because I just fell for you.
  46. I’d better call the CDC. My feelings for you might be contagious.
  47. Do you like my shirt?  It’s made from boyfriend material.
  48. Did you just come from the desert? Because you look hot.
  49. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
  50. Your so sweet, it’s giving me a toothache.
  51. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
  52. I need to write about the finer things in life. I was hoping I could interview you.
  53. Are we in Paris? Because Eiffel for you.
  54. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
  55. If you were a fruit, you’d be a banana. Because you’re so appealing.
  56. If looks could kill, you’d be declared a weapon of mass destruction.
  57. Are you a keyboard, because you are my type.
  58. Are you Twitter? Because I want to follow you.
  59. My feet are getting cold because you just knocked my socks off.
  60. You’re so hot, you’re causing global warming.

Romantic Best Pick Up Lines Ever

If you want something more than a fun chat, these are the best pick up lines you need. They’ll help you break the ice and get to know him/her on a deeper level.

  1. How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?
  2. Am I in a museum, because you’re a work of art.
  3. I feel we’ve met before. Oh, I remember! I’ve seen you in my dreams
  4. Where are your wings? Because you’re an angel.
  5. Don’t you have to go soon? God wants you back in Heaven.
  6. I could never play hide and seek with you. Someone like you is impossible to find.
  7. There’s only one thing that I’d like to change about you. Your last name.
  8. I’m not an organ donor. But I can give you my heart.
  9. The English language doesn’t have any words that can describe how beautiful you are.
  10. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  11. Can you pinch me? You’re so gorgeous that I must be dreaming.
  12. Are you a magician? Every time at look at you, the world disappears.
  13. I think my phone is broken. It’s missing your number.
  14. I’m not a photographer. But I can picture us together.
  15. You must be a work of fiction.  You’re too good to be true.
  16. Are you a dictionary?  Because I’d like you to add meaning to my life.
  17. Are you a lamp? Because your smile is lighting up the room.
  18. Can you touch me? I want to let everyone know that I was touched by an angel.
  19. Did the stars come out, or did you just start smiling?
  20. Do you have a pencil? I’d like to erase your past and start writing our future.
  21. Your smile is like the sun. It’s blinding me.
  22. Your parents must be painters because you’re a work of art.
  23. They say that Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Clearly, they never stood next to you before.
  24. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  25. My friends bet me that I couldn’t start a conversation with the most attractive girl/guy in the bar. Want me to buy you a drink with their money.
  26. I was just blinded by your beauty. I’ll need to get your name and number so I can claim insurance.
  27. Are we on the Hogwarts Express?  I think we could be going somewhere magical.
  28. You must be a time traveler. I think I can see you in my future.
  29. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  30. I hope that our love will be like the number Pi. Irrational and endless.
  31. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (pause) Would you like to?
  32. If beauty was time, you would be eternity.
  33. I’d say “God Bless You”, but he already did.

NSFW Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Sometimes you’re looking for a way to start a sexier conversation. If you are looking for a wilder way to pique their interest, these might work.  But, be careful, you might also get a slap or a block. You certainly have to read the person well to see if these might land.

  1. I must be talking to the devil because you’re hot as hell.
  2. I love that dress/suit. But I think you’ll look better without it.
  3. I love my bed. But I’d rather the rest of my night in yours.
  4. You just made it to the top of my to-do list.
  5. You’re like a convertible. You’ll look better with your top off.
  6. I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s rated R.
  7. I must be a pirate because I’m digging your chest.
  8. Do you have a shovel in your pants? Because I’m digging that booty.
  9. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  10. You don’t have to steal a kiss from me, I’ll it to you.
  11. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
  12. Do you like sleeping? So do I, we should do it together.
  13. That shirt looks good on you. But it would look better on my bedroom floor.
  14. You look so nice that my zipper fell for you.
  15. Did you get those pants on a special? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
  16. We should save money. Let’s have a shower together.
  17. (Wait until he/she is leaving the party). You forget something? Me!
  18. You’ll have that body for the rest of your life. I’m just asking for one night.
  19. I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
  20. Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  21. They say kissing is the language of love. Let’s start a conversation.
  22. I school, I got an A. With you, I want to get an F.
  23. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right one tonight.
  24. What time do you get off?  Can I watch?
  25. Kiss me if I’m wrong but the sky is pink isn’t it.
  26. Your hand looks heavy, why don’t I hold it for you.
  27. My magical watch shows that you aren’t wearing any clothes. Oh, I’m sorry. It seems to be set an hour early.
  28. I was feeling a little off. Then, you came along and turned me on.
  29. Did you sit in sugar, because your booty looks sweet?
  30. Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
  31. I’m not Fred Flintstone. But I think I could make your Bedrock.

Christmas Best Pick Up Lines Ever

During the holiday season, it can often help to have a few best pick up lines that you can use. Let’s look at some of the most festive ones that you might want to try.

  1. Do you want to get onto Santa’s naughty list together?
  2. Stay right there. I need to go and get some mistletoe.
  3. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  4. Is your name Claus, I think you might be my Mrs.
  5. If you see elves with handcuffs, that’s the other part of my Christmas wish coming true.
  6. Shouldn’t an angel like you be on top of the tree?
  7. I never knew that I was a snowman. But you made my heart melt.
  8. I like milk and cookies. But, I’d much rather have you.
  9. If I was the Grinch, I’d focus on stealing your heart.
  10. If you were a Christmas tree, you’d be evergreen. I think you’d look this good all year long.
  11. Do you live at the North Pole? You seem like a pretty cool person.
  12. Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.

There you have it! Have you used some of these before? Tell us your best pick up lines ever!